Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Following instructions

I wish I had more time to do more of the things I want to do. Like spank some bare assed slut that is lying across my lap. Or bind one up in leather and rope, and swing my flogger until my arms are sore. How about a blindfolded subbie, standing before me without being bound, arms to her side and naked with instructions to not move as I tease her skin with the tip of my knife? Better then that, arms behind her head, elbows up, legs spread and using a crop to spank her cunt. Nothing like adding more swats every time she flinches, her toes curl or when she bites her bottom lip. What part of DO NOT MOVE do you no understand? What the fuck is wrong with people who do not listen and follow simple god damned instructions?

I’m really not an asshole. I just play one on TV. I tend to be a nice guy. Understanding, caring, compassionate and patience. All I ever ask for is patience, attention to detail and follow orders. Is that too much to ask for? When you choose to not follow simple instructions and do as you’re instructed, then it upsets me. Not raging mad, throwing shit, cursing, stomping, and punching walls mad. But frustrated mad.

Just the other day I had to visit with a co-worker and go over their job duties, expectations and pay attention to details for the millionth time. You think I am joking but I am being serious. This conversation comes just 4 days (a weekend included) after we had had the conversation for the 999,999th time. And guess what??? AGAIN yesterday. I have a saying for that. CUNT. Can’t Understand Normal Thinking. Of I am always saying FOCUS. Fuck Off Cause Ur Stupid. Seriously, we are grown adults working in a professional environment and yet they can not follow simple instructions for their daily job duties.

I have learned over time that if I am going to give someone instructions on what to do, I will give you exact instructions. If I ask you to sweep the floor, I will tell you to go to the hall closet, get the broom out, hold it in your hand and make a sweeping motion on the floor starting in the furthest corner and sweep everything in the same direction to one point on the opposite side of the room into a pile then take the dust pan, hold it at an angle to the floor and sweep said filth into the pan, then holding the pan in a matter to keep from spilling the contents, take the pan to the nearest garbage can and dump said contents into the trash can. Simple instructions? I thought so too.

So then why do adults still not follow these simple directions and do it a different way or forget to do certain critical parts of the instruction like hold the pan to keep the contents from spilling until you get to a trashcan? Very frustrating. You get the point I am trying to make. If you don’t, then FOCUS.

My final thought on this is open your ears and shut your mouth. Listen, understand and do as instructed. It is not that difficult.

I will inflict the pain, but I will kiss away the tears.